Epic Story

but the cricket bat decides to eat pizza anyways

the cricket bat dominates all!!!!

while eating pizza

But then the hockey stich come in and beats the @$&% out of the cricket bat.....

while eating pizza

so then, god ses to chuck norris, " i will grant you another life, exept this time if u eat pizza you will die and go to hell "
so chuck norris ses " ok....... but what about the pizza im eating right now? "
"' that doesnt count " ses god, " now go, go, and rid the world of pizza!!! there cannibals and they want world domination, stop them now, or ill send rambo to do it!'

and thus, an epic battle is born.......

Rambo comes down to do God's bidding, but gets into a fist fight with Chuck Norris. Then, out of nowhere, THE TERMINATOR SHOWS UP!!!

while chewing on a slice of pizza...

Stops and realizes he needs more pizza and says,i"ll be bach and turns and walks towards the door..............

and into a pizza store, where he then proceeds to eat pizza

The Terminator chucks a slice of pizza into chuck norris' mouth.

but God is a forgivable man/thing/person? and forgives him

Now forgiven, whoever it was that was forgiven proceeds to eat pizza

but God unforgives him for purpoesely eating pizza and makes him die and go to hell.


(not my rules, and JD made him eat it, so its now a sad day)

Then Jackie Chan and Cris Tucker rush in, thinking its a drug bust in their newest movie, Rush Hour 3.

fortunately it is and they get to keep the stash

which doesn't react well with the pizza they're eating

so they go on their biggest high theyve ever been on, while making the pizza awesome

then spoungebob rises up from the dephs of hell, and ses " CHOOKA MUNGA!" and so rambo shot an arrow in his head, then rambo proceeds to eat pizza and...

eat spongebobs remains. But then he doesn't eat pizza.










Then he does.

but chooka munga is poison pizza in gobble language,
so rambo falls to the ground and eats card board, witch for some reason made him feel better... so... all alone.....rambo wished on a wishing star that his old frined chuck norris, would come and hang out with him and bring good unpoisond pizza.....but patrick bursts throo the door with gary, and patrick trips over and they both die, so rambo proceeds to eat them and.....

eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of pizza

Where Jackie Chan and Cris Tucker come back into the story and start a hilarious dialogue:

Jackie: you go this way, ill go this way
Cris: wat?
Jackie: do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Cris: Man, no one understands the words that come outta your mouth

lol thats so funny




(did you notice the sarcasm?)

then eats some pizza

But all of a sudden he notices a humoungusly huge lady has embarresingly tucked her dress into her knickers, and see this he laughs and starts to choke on the epic pizza, then..........

he vomits up his pizza, and proceeds to eat it.

and thinks to himself how awesome it tasted better the second time, decides to go for thirds and shoves his fingers down his throat and produces the most unique pizza eva.

and this pizza filled epic story comes to a close