Epic Story

which was delivered by a lunatic spazzing pizza deliver monster oozing slime from all orafices. Pizza doesn't look so tasty anymore. But what our hero didn't know....

is that he was going to eat pizza anyways, which he proceded to do

which was a good thing because all that slime was bbq sauce and it inhaced all the flavours of the pizza

Chuck Norris walks in and round-house kicks all the people in the face who keep talking about pizza in our epic story

then realizes that he needs to punish himself, so gives himself an uppercut and then................does not eat pizza because there is no more left anywhere at all so after licking all the leftovers out of empty pizza cartons he goes along to the nearest pizzaholics annonymous meeting and begins a long journey to pizzarioty, he looks around and there seated just two rows over is

is a stack of 10 pizza boxes. he then proceeds to open the top one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.
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he then proceeds to open the second one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the third one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the fourth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the fifth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the sixth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the seventh one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the eight one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the ninth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the tenth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then realizes there is another stack of ten on the other side of the room.
he the proceeds to walk to them.
he then proceeds to open the top one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the second one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the third one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the fourth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the fifth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the sixth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the seventh one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the eight one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the ninth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the tenth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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but then he ate some mcdonalds because the pizza shop ran outa pizza

after eating at mcdonalds, he walked into a room in which there is a stack of 10 pizza boxes. he then proceeds to open the top one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.
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he then proceeds to open the second one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the third one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the fourth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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he then proceeds to open the fifth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the sixth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the seventh one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the eight one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the ninth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the tenth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then realizes there is another stack of ten on the other side of the room.
he the proceeds to walk to them.
he then proceeds to open the top one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.

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two slice

three slice

four slice

five slice

six slice

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he then proceeds to open the second one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the third one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the fourth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.


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he then proceeds to open the fifth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the sixth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the seventh one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the eight one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the ninth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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he then proceeds to open the tenth one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.



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By that time hes so fat that he has to do some push-ups.

...and everyone knows that when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.



so nows he's his muscular self again

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the world laughs at chuck norris, because after eating so much pizza and being so amazingly fat, he tries to push the world down but his fists sink into the earth and he finds himself up to his pits and now stuck, therefore never to be able to eat pizza again. After days and nights of being stuck in the earths crust he dies and as he feels his body slowly slipping away his spirit rises out from it and arrives at heavens pearly gates.........

and eats pizza

the best pizza ever, better than anything on earth.

it came from Hells Pizza delivery service

And because Emily decided to kill off Chuck, who is my hero, I must kill off Spongebob.

Arnie enters the room, sees Chuck Norris's corpse lying on the ground. Arnie points at spongebob with accusation in his eyes.

"I will kill you!!"

and then drink your blood!!

but realizes that spongebob has been killed of a while ago and sits down to eat some pizza.

but there none left because chuch norris ate all of it

so he ate some ...

pizza

but there none left because chuch norris ate all of it

so he ate some ...

pizza

But then, the pizza comes to life and takes a bite out of arnie

"zuahahaha" laughs the pizza. "time for world domination!!"

and then sits down to commit cannibalism and eat some pizza

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm papa johns pizza...

pizza

pizza = yummy

but back on story, whoever is alive decides to listen to Pavarotti (who I can not get enough of, may he rest in peace) and eat pizza

i have never really got inot the opera thing so i just eat the pizza

while eating pizza

while watching cricket

which is a sport that involves flat bats and pizza

no, it involves a flat willow bat and ball with a cork inner and a covering on leather.

(not pizza)