Epic Story

shame...

but instead turned out the the Giants were indeed much better than Thingy's favorite team, the Patriots.

They arent better b/c they won the game and the game was really close. They could have bombed by not getting that last minutes touchdown. They just did better than the other team they brought game and played their asses off. Then left with a win.

then the giants held a really big party with the patriots also attending for a good game and they got really drunk and then got sacked so the Steelers can come and win next year

but the steelers end up losing to the 18-0 patriots in the Super Bowl

so the steelers all decide to quit that useless sport and take up cricket in NZ

and suck miserably at it

but at least they gave it a try and found out how magnificent it is and took lessons so most of them play for provincial sides

And then to make matters worse he had to go to work Monday morning and find that his cubicle mate had hit the office football pool. After putting up with hours of gloating from his annoying co worker he snapped and opened his top drawer to slowly pull out a....

..handgun. He aimed it at his coworker and got a sick pleasure from holding the life of this crud in his hands.

FUCKIN BANG...

the boss slams the door open, takes the gun, says good bye cruel world and kills himself. then he (the boss) jumps out the window...

But because he's already dead, he doesn't quite make the window and falls to the floor, as he falls his ghostly spirit rises above his body...........

Then, unexpectedly, Chuck Norris and Mr. T fly through the window, crashing to the floor in front of boss's body. They have a fight of the ages, like God vs. God.

until pee wee herman tag teams with snuggles the detergent bear and destroys both

On hearing of Peewee hermans great triumph and fearing his stature at risk John Cena challenges him, and herman excepts with great pleasure.
The crowds are seated and chanting with excitement, John Cena is already in the Arena, Mr Herman is about to make his entrance............

but then Osama Bin Laden drops from the ceiling and does the thriller dance while promoting Obama for president. However, he is unaware that John Cena, a well known patriot, sneaks up behind him with his arms wide open and an angry face

Cena bear hugs Osama and forgives him of his past crimes. Chuck Norris rises from the depth, as we now realize he is God, and round-house kicks them both in the face.

then runs of to support huckabee
then Arnie, the Govenater tps in naked and makes Osama give him his cloths. Then he throws him through the 100th floor window, looks down and says "i'll be back"...

...ill be back, just going to get a pie

which he does, and then proceeds to come back

As he gazes down on his dead body, he hears a voice cry from behind him "ADRIANNNNN!!!!". Arnie turns around to face his arch-nemesis, Sylvester Stallone.

they make up and and go to Governators house and...

have a royal battle for all eternity

where they take a lot of tea breaks and chat about civilised things like...

their royal eternal battle, which continues momentarily as Stallone flips the table onto Arnie.

why the hell such tuff men as them are drinking TEA!!!!, "even spongebob and patrick don't drink, we are so pathetic!"one says to the other and in return the other says to the one "well we will have to just..........

continue our royal battle to determine who is God and who is nothing!!
Arnold turns to Stallone and says, "Shut up. The only good character you played was Rocky!! I was the Terminator and now the Governator!!"

Stallone realises that Arnold is right and proceeds to jump out the window...

Only to land on Nicholas cage as he is acting out a scene for "Ghost Rider". Stallone steals his bike and tkaes off, with Schwartzanegger in pursuit